Confession

>> 2.08.2010

I have a confession to make.

It is a shameful thing I am going to say... but it must be said:
Ladies and gentlemen... I, Michelle A. Haddock... am not... a coupon-er.

I tried! I really, truly did try! On Sunday afternoon, I sat down in front of the computer with the ridiculous number of coupons I have clipped in the last couple of weeks and went to southersavers.com. I was so excited! We were going to save money- lots and lots of money! I could envision the shopping trips in my mind: going up to the cashier with my neat pile of coupons, watching the dollars fly off the final tab, skipping out the door. I was never going to pay full-price for something I needed again. [There were going to be unicorns and butterflies. It was really spectacular!]

Only... that isn't what happened at all. Not one little bit. Instead I found myself pulling my hair out, biting my fingernails and begging the heavens, "WHY!?! OH, WHY?!" as I stared at a screen and watched the lists morph into foreign symbols my exhausted brain could not understand, while a little troll sat next to me and laughed an evil laugh. Okay.. maybe there was no troll- but I was picturing a troll. Which should tell you just exactly how much of a crazy person couponing turned me into.

After spending literally an hour to track down the right Colgate coupon to go with the right sale at the right supermarket... so that I could get it for a dollar, it suddenly dawned on me- I have ALWAYS gotten toothpaste for a dollar.. because I get it AT THE DOLLAR STORE. And sure, I could get some mustard for free and maybe a blood glucose monitor.. but I have mustard and I have a blood glucose monitor and free clutter is STILL clutter. I do not have a pantry. I do not have a deep freezer. In fact, we are really very limited in cabinet space too.. so buying six boxes of cereal just because I can get it for 33 cents a box just does not work for our family.

Sigh.

On top of this.. I like organic/local far too much to rely on the cheapest prices; just because something is free does not mean I want my family to put it in their mouths. And also, I LIKE TO COOK! I do not want to base my entire week's menu on the fact that I got four packs of chicken thighs for $1.99 a lb. and have to use them this week. I want to be creative- I want to see a recipe I like and get the ingredients and try it out and be happy. And also, time and sanity are both as precious as money goes as far as resources are concerned- both of which I completely lost the minute I sat down to try this couponing thing out.

AND ALSO! I took what little I did get done to the grocery store and spend $31.00 on about half of our week's grocery list. I saved around $10.00 using coupons, which seems cool; HOWEVER, I usually go to Aldi and get way more than half my list (excluding our local/organic purchases) for about $40.00.. so in the end I am probably not going to be saving a penny. Aldi rocks.

Conclusion: Coupons blow. Epic fail.

3 comments:

Becky February 8, 2010 at 11:39 AM  

I tried coupons too. I clip the things that I know we use - diapers, formula, wipes, face wash, but because there is a coupon doesn't mean I'm going to go buy it. My better money saving option is to plan my meals for the week. I use the eat sheet from the mommy tracked tool box http://www.mommytracked.com/downloads?page=1 I can't get away from certain paper organization elements, but I recycle! I make a list looking through the ad at hte grocery store each week, try to buy what is onsale and stick to the list. This has shaved our grocery bill by like 30 bucks.

Julia February 8, 2010 at 11:40 AM  

I hate coupons two! Why save $1 off 3 boxes of cereal??? I dont need three boxes! Why not a quarter off of one.

I take my coupons to the checkout and leave with them in my hand sometimes! I always forget. Lol

Little M and Baby G February 8, 2010 at 8:47 PM  

I don't coupon either. The stuff we eat never has a coupon. Give me a coupon for apples or carrots then I'll use it.

I do something similar to Becky. I look through the grocery store sale ads on-line then make my meal plan. Meal planning is the real saver in my house.

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